"I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm."
— arixsafari (via arixsafari)
when someone says “@ me next time” and the post was actually about them
I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS
a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits
that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all
It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board.
but it should end with the big swell of music that makes people think they’re going for the kiss when really it’s for the fist bump ending
you want a hot body?
you want a bugatti??
you want a maserati???