mewtoot:

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

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solarbeans:

What fandoms looks like to tumblr users

What fandoms looks like to non-tumblr users

ACCURATE.

ACCURATE AS HELL.

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To those who follow me and I never greeted

nori-the-dwarf-thief:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

erectobiologist:

sciencefiction—doublefeature:

Old Spice has the best commercials. (x)

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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vagisodium:

one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”

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sweetdez:

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Three types of people

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I VOLUNTEER

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best-of-funny:

dampsandwich:

taimondo:

friedmangosantas:

lokis-guardian-angel:

shortbrunetteandsnarky:

rennerific:

dampsandwich:

why is the word ‘abbreviation’ so long

why is the word ‘long’ so short

why is the word ‘short’ longer than ‘long’

why is ‘hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia’ the fear of long words

why are my feet size 11

i really wanna know why your feet are size 11

how did this happen

X

Oh my

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